Offenses 
              Include: 
Mentally Handicapped Driver 
Parking Like a Jackass 
Driving a Hunk of Crap 
Ugly Driver Violation 
Parking While Being a Real Bitch 
Parking While Being a Fat Pig 
Not Driving an American Car 
Parking too Close to a REAL Car 
Inventing a Parking Space | 
                Price: 
                  3 Parketing Tickets 
                    $2.89 + free shipping  
                    10 Parkting Tickets 
                    $7.89 + free shipping 
                    25 Parking Tickets 
                    $15.99 + free shipping 
                    50 Parking Tickets 
                $25.89 + free shipping  |