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Body
Odor:
Naughty Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
. . .Your body odor is so foul
that I would rather smell babies diapers for a living than stand
next to you for more than 10 seconds. . . I do know where you are
from, but in America we shower regularly and use soap-- please change
your ways. . .
Nice Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
. . .You seem to have a problem
with controlling your body odor. . .You may not know you have this
problem, but others do. . .the causes of body odor are numerous
and varying. . .To help control or eliminate this problem, you should
shower daily or maybe twice daily. . .
- All of our letters (nice
versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about
you wants you to know. . ."
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