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Bad Haircut Letters/Emails


We all know someone with a problem or someone who offends us, but were not always able to express our discomfort with these people. Allow ThePayback.com to do the "dirty work" and get your message to them. All while preserving your anonymity, unless you tell us to include your name.

Remember, all these packages come with a "gift" to reinforce your message!

We have provided some short excerpts from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter hopes to accomplish.
 
  • This lashing will definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that the barbers took heed.

 

 

 

 

 

  • This letter is the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes enlightening solutions

 

  • Go ahead and reveal your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!

Bad Haircut:

Naughty Version (excerpt)

Dear (your barber),
        . . .You need to get you eyes check by a licensed eye doctor because some is terribly wrong with your hand-to-eye coordination. . .  Perhaps you have the shakes??. . . I could have cut my own hair with a blindfold on and done a better job than you. . .

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Enclosure: broken scissors

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Nice Version (excerpt)

Dear (your barber),
           . . .When people leave the barbershop, they expect to look as they pictured in their minds before the haircut.  Sometimes that can be a hard standard to live up to, but if it is a current style, it should not be too difficult for an average barber. . .always cut the customer's hair in the style that they request.  Even if you have a style that you think they would look better in, it is usually not worth it to try and see.   

  • All of our letters (nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about you wants you to know. . ."

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Enclosure: broken scissors

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