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Always Late Sample Letters/Emails

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We have provided some short excerpts from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter hopes to accomplish.
  • This lashing will definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that their late "friend" took heed.

 

 

 

 

 

  • This letter is the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes enlightening solutions

 

  • Go ahead and reveal your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!

Always Late:

Naughty Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
          . . .  Your tardiness is an embarrassment to anyone that socializes with you. . . In America, we show up when we say we are going to.  If you cannot accept this, please go to another country that tolerates constant lateness. . .Absolutely no one can count on you to be somewhere when you say you will. . .

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Nice Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
      . . . A friend of your is concerned about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have a problem with always arriving late. . .Your tardiness directly affects a number of people and indirectly effects scores of others. . .a planner would be a wise investment, as they aid in establishing proper time management. . .   

  • All of our letters (nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about you wants you to know. . ."

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