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Bad Breath Sample Letters/Emails

We all know someone with a problem or someone who offends us, but were not always able to express our discomfort with these people. Allow ThePayback.com to do the "dirty work" and get your message to them. All while preserving your anonymity, unless you tell us to include your name.

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We have provided some short excerpts from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter hopes to accomplish.
  • This lashing will definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that their target's bad breath soon disappeared.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • This letter is the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes enlightening solutions

 

  • Go ahead and reveal your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!

Naughty Version (excerpt)

Dear  (whoever),
        . . .Someone wants you to know that your breaths smells like death.   Your breath really smells horrible and you would do a service to the world if you brushed your teeth more than the recommended two times a day. . .   The odor of your breath gives the impression that you not only neglect brushing, but that you spend time eating terribly abnormal things like animal feces. . .

 
 

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Nice Version (excerpt)

Dear (whoever):
        . . .A friend of yours is concerned about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have a problem called Halitosis, common known as bad breath. . .   There are solutions to this problem, and your friend would like to help. . .  To help control or eliminate this problem, you should brush your teeth at least two times daily. .  .  Remember, your friend did not want to hurt your feelings-- that's why they had ThePayback.com send you this anonymously.  . .

  • All of our letters (nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares about you wants you to know. . ."
 

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