This lashing will
definitely get your message across. Our customers agree that
the offenders definitely took heed.
This letter is
the perfect way of getting your message across in a compassionate and gentle manner. The letter identifies the problem and proposes
enlightening solutions
Go ahead and reveal
your thoughts anonymously. You will be glad you did!
Bad
Breath Sample Letters/Emails
We all know someone with a problem
or someone who offends us, but were not always able to express
our discomfort with these people. Allow ThePayback.com to
do the "dirty work" and get your message to them.
All while preserving your anonymity, unless you tell us to
include your name.
Remember, all these packages
come with a "gift" to reinforce your message!
We have provided some short excerpts
from the letters so you can get a feel of what the letter
hopes to accomplish.
Naughty
Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever),
. . .Someone wants you to know that
your breaths smells like death. Your breath really smells
horrible and you would do a service to the world if you brushed
your teeth more than the recommended two times a day. . .
The odor of your breath gives the impression that you not
only neglect brushing, but that you spend time eating terribly abnormal
things like animal feces. . .
Nice
Version (excerpt)
Dear (whoever):
. . .A friend of yours is concerned
about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have
a problem called Halitosis, common known as bad breath. . .
There are solutions to this problem, and your friend would
like to help. . . To help control or eliminate this problem,
you should brush your teeth at least two times daily. . .
Remember, your friend did not want to hurt your feelings-- that's
why they had ThePayback.com send you this anonymously. . .
All of our letters
(nice versions) begin with, "Someone who really cares
about you wants you to know. . ."
